Welcome, Patriots and legends, to the mystical land of T-shirt sizing! Here, we embark on an epic journey to find the perfect fit for your torso. Fear not, for this chart will guide you through the treacherous waters of width, length, and sleeve measurements. Grab your measuring tape (or a string and ruler if you're feeling crafty) and let's dive in!
Unless you're a pro, don't guess your size. Measure yourself and avoid ending up in the "stuffed sausage" situation (unless that's your vibe - no judgement.
| Size | Width (In) | Length (In) | Sleeve (In) - from center of back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.62 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.37 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.75 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.87 |
And there you have it, folks! A sizing chart that’s as clear as mud (but way more helpful). Remember: a well-fitted T-shirt is like a high-five from a bald eagle - rare, powerful, and deeply satisfying.
Happy shopping. May your sleeves be even and your torso hugged by freedom itself.